People Bed ≠ Dog Bed

  • Hairs embarrass
  • Lost that linen-fresh scent
  • Make love, not growl
  • Last sanctuary obliterated
  • Stop climbing on my face
  • Morning dog breath
  • You already have two of your own, why use mine?
  • No matter how much you lick, skin is still cleaner than fur
  • Please control your bodily fluids
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Author: PhilRW

software engineer, pianist, polymath

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