This morning my back was hurting, so while I waited for the chiropractor to open so I might possibly make an appointment for ASAP, I decided to work from home.
Then the neighbor’s dogs started barking. They started barking at 07:32. And they did. not. stop. So I decided to get dressed as quickly as possible and walk to work, despite the back pain. I made it half-way down the block and had turn around in agony. So I decided to drive because I could not walk to work and I could not stay and live IN MY OWN HOUSE BECAUSE I AM BEING ASSAULTED BY MY NEIGHBORS. So, crying in misery, shaking in pain, I stumbled into the car and drove the 2 minutes to work.
I WANT THE NOISE TO END. PLEASE GOD, LET THE BARKING STOP! I’LL DO ANYTHING AT THIS POINT!! CAN I TAKE A PILL THAT MAKES ME DEAF?! CAN I BUILD A 15-FOOT HIGH NOISE WALL AROUND MY PROPERTY?! I WILL DO ANYTHING!!!
I get it. On a subatomic level. I understand this. When he talks about learning to dance on a new planet.
But it needs to go further.
Apply machine learning and not only static simple algorithms?
Decrease latency between keyboard input and algorithmic output?
Apply styles? Harmonize? Randomize?’
Want one. But better.
Tepfer sees jazz as the pursuit of freedom within a framework — a premise that underlies his work with improvisational algorithms and a Yamaha Disklavier. He unpacks the project in this video.
Source: Fascinating Algorithm: Dan Tepfer’s Player Piano Is His Composing Partner : NPR
The real ball and chain is the liability of not having standards independent of your mood and other acute pressures.
Source: Wise People Have Rules For Themselves
Gee, I wish more companies would actually be like this:
Instead of the easy numbers… http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2017/07/instead-of-the-easy-numbers.html
Today we installed an over-the-range microwave that we had special ordered from Lowe’s almost a month prior. Most of the time was waiting for it to arrive. We really wanted a unit that had a mute button. Why must microwaves beep incessantly? (Plus don’t get me started on the awful UI. Can’t GE hire a UI/UX Engineer to fix the damn interfaces on these things?!) Continue reading “Exhaust-ed”
So for the second time, Comcast said they wouldn’t run fiber to my house. But I did get a DOCSIS 3.1 modem. Here are the preliminary results:
Can the AP colossally fuck up the facts any worse than it has? Their story says:
Tesla says its keenly awaited Model 3 car for the masses will go on sale on Friday.
This is just fucking wrong. Elon Musk said in this twitter post:
Expecting to complete SN1 on Friday
SN1 = Serial Number 1. The first production vehicle. Nowhere does he say that they’re going on sale this Friday. He says they expect to complete the first production vehicle on Friday. He goes on to tweet:
Handover party for first 30 customer Model 3’s on the 28th!
As one of the first plebs to reserve the chance to order a Model 3, I would be quite well aware when they were being made available for sale to the general public. Not yet.
Get your shit together, AP. You really suck right now. Also, 215 miles is not 133 km:
Tesla says the five-seat car will be able to go 215 miles (133 kilometers)
Jesus Fucking Christ!!
A coworker and I have a running joke about how awesome the world would be if everybody just did their jobs. Not even 100% of their jobs, just most of their jobs most of the time. This piece of garbage doesn’t deserve to be called news. Certainly not facts.
Source: Tesla says its affordable Model 3 car will go on sale on Friday – The Denver Post